Rice and Chicken @whaznaw Tarzan, moderator, owns a gun, little German boy

You vs. me

ngl emi ⭐️ absolutely killed this im legit shocked

If your girlfriend ever asks you what superhero she would be DO NOT say she hulk

Shane’s ability to be a big lib who codes as a conservative continuously fools the most culture war happy people on the planet

Biggest take away from the Grammys so far is that Lenny Kravitz and I have the same belly button

Never forget when Post Malone casually played a banjo in a pub when he was in Ireland

a lot of you wouldn’t have to imagine

Stop saying you don't have money to gamble with. There has to be something in your house right now that you can sell for some quick cash. You just have to want it bad enough.

Drinking milk with a meal is the adult version of eating glue as a kid

The HOA doesn’t know about this yet

i see a goose that’s absolutely fucken zooted

Lamisil - It's Alive (2003, USA) youtu.be/3h1O7-r7Wrw?si… via YouTube

My favorite film

Speed running anger issues rn. I’m building ikea furniture while sitting on hold with AT&T

you know Jimmy Carter only served one term he could run again

OH MY GOD

Person talking about Tame Impala or Santa, “you know it’s just one guy?”

matt walsh has never had a friend drunkenly say "i love you dude, you're the best" and that explains so much about his everything