I be like why tf people staring at me. I be forgetting I’m fine asf😭

whoever made Pinterest, thank youuuuuu.

laying in bed squeezing my own butt.

#isupportdaydrinking

i love stalking my own account like ur so pretty diva i wanna give u a kiss on the cheek

tweeting everyday when you’re averaging 0 likes every post

i can’t stand when a mf keep asking what’s wrong, i’m bipolar bitch idk yet

“you party too much” AND YOU DONT PARTY ENOUGH. GET OUT MY FACE

megan said: “I walk around the house butt naked and I stop at every mirror just to stare at my own posterior” and I live by that.

i lowkey wanna make a burner account so i can post a bunch of weird pictures of myself

#inlovewithmyself

i get my hair, toes, lashes & nails done just to be fine asf in my room

i got a grown ass man saying “thangyaaa” idk how to feel about it…

i be telling people reading is my hobby, whole time i only read tweets

Instagram is ran by celebrities. Twitter is ran by the streets.😂

if X had a dislike button this app would be 10x funnier 😂

i just bought my first car, idk how to act😩