Groom: "My wife is pregnant and we're expecting a baby. But do you know she's 6 months pregnant, not 4? This is my lawyer, with proof that the baby isn't mine. Also, the guy she cheated with is here. She's been cheating for 3 years. This party is for THEM and not ME." 😮

JUST IN: The Parliament of Uganda has passed the Copyright and Neighbouring Rights (Amendment) Bill, 2025. #NBSUpdates

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Catching the Arsenal game tonight, no blinking 💪 #COYG 🔥

Man City and Chelsea right now 😅😅

We are playing bayern leSPURSkusen today

The CAF Appeal Board decided that in application of Article 84 of the Regulations of the CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON), the Senegal National Team is declared to have forfeited the Final Match of the TotalEnergies CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) Morocco 2025 (“the Match”),

Our last-eight opponents are set ✊

Same as Manchester United, Man City are going trophy less this season

The ladies here don't know that they are squeezing their engineer by the balls 😅

Imagine a world cup final where Argentina is stripped and the trophy is given to France 😅

Japan confirms Shs659b funding for Kampala Flyover phase II The construction is expected to start in January 2027, according to Minister of Works and Transport, Gen Katumba Wamala. bit.ly/3Nbvwgj #MonitorUpdates

Any time now 🤗🤗

Your Moslem girlfriends on Saturday morning...

You will see how the Ugandan government will take 30 years to pick it up from Malaba to Kyengera

The Naivasha-Kisumu main line will span 264km, complemented by an 8.69km line branching to the proposed new Kisumu Port while the Kisumu- Malaba section will cover 107km, seamlessly linking Kenya to Uganda and the wider region.

Close that laptop and we link up at Elements Bar & Lounge we drink early and go home early 😅😅

I will still say these blue ticks can't make me farm such engagement 🤝

What is Senegal trying to show CAF and Motsepe 😅😅

Bournemouth please silence those title pretenders today 🔥🤝🤝