I just went home with a man who had a goatee

The gays at CB2 have to be stopped

Getting absolutely trashed at 5PM and passing out at Shandi Evans (Top 100% OF) house was not on the Sunday bingo card

she is a master of her craft

There are these two bros who wait for the same bus as me, and every day they compliment my outfit and it honestly makes my day

jack :) Imagine going to a Beyoncé concert without your neck shaved. Disrespectful

“So I just got back from the Renaissance tour in Philly and… oh wow what a night”

We're people doing coke in your Porto-Potty?

Call me ableist, but earplugs at the queer disco?

SHE SHAKE IT LIKE JELLY

Horror movies love a subway tile

oomf asked me if i’ve ever seen little women and i asked “of atlanta?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

🚨Countess Luann De Lesseps is in early talks to star in Mattel’s film adaption of ‘UNO’.

The way I SCREAMED