So you’re telling me the SEC doesn’t even have their Twitter account secured, but if I send $17 to my friend on Venmo I have 87,000 IRS agents watching me?

Andrew Tate is launching a crypto scamcoin. Last year: "I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANY CRYPTO... I don't need to rob my fans"

This week, @xAI will open source Grok

Craig Wright is not Satoshi.

From steal your data to steal your bitch 😂

BREAKING: Jim Cramer PITCHES $BONK ETF TO Gary Gensler AND INFORMS HIM THAT THERE’S A “CRAMER COIN” - A WORRIED SEC CHAIRPERSON HOPES THAT THE “CRAMER COIN” IS PROPERLY REGISTERED

For those who are confused and need additional context. Earlier today Arkham announced a $150K bounty for the identity of the DJT creator 11:49 pm UTC I reply to Arkham saying I submitted for the bounty 11:57 pm UTC Martin Shkreli panic DM’s me 12:27 am UTC Martin Shkreli

crypto is the world's greatest wealth redistribution from well-adjusted grass touchers to the dorito-fueled terminally online.

JUST IN: Gemini crypto exchange founders donate 30.94 #Bitcoin worth $2 million to Donald Trump to "put an end to the Biden Administration's war on crypto."

LEAKED: Joe Biden’s Presidential Debate Prep Footage.

Maybe Trump should help Biden off stage

Tonight was a clear victory … for memes

gm

Wife: “Relax, Bitcoin is still around $60,000” Me knowing my portfolio is 99% in alts:

How it feels to be the only girl the gc

So ready for it to be Friday

Why are we not debating policies????

Incompetence in the limit is indistinguishable from sabotage

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