niggas pivot to futures just to send their port back to the past

It is honestly very impressive to have subjected yourself to the level of psychological agitation present on here for the last six months without becoming a terrorist. You are a hero

Crypto is like that fastest racing horse that won every race but then injured itself and now needs to be put down

when bro's code is filled with "🔥🚀 💥 ❌ ✅"

c: And soon a reality

2026 is the year you become your most Chinese self. Leave everything that isn’t Chinese in 2025

wow i can’t believe a republican president did what the last 3 republican presidents did and launched us into a recession and a useless war for oil.

If something is legally required, like car insurance, then the industry should be nationalised. Why should the law force me to make profit for their shareholders rather than taxpayers?

this is how I find out Microsoft owns LinkedIn this actually explains a lot

The problem with turning life into a minefield of life-ruining superstimuli & scams & saying “just don’t be stupid” is that most people are stupid & even if you’re not personally stupid, you are stupid adjacent, & mines do splash damage.

Claude: Hey, mind if I grep -ohP "useEffect\(.*?\[\K[^\]]+" **/*.tsx 2>&1|tr ',' '\n'|awk 'NF{$1=$1;a[$0]++}END{for(k in a)print a[k],k}'|sort -rn|head -20 Me: ... yeah go for it dude

this guy wants to put chips in your brain

the future belongs to those who vaguely understand git

it feels so pathetic to have a bad day at work when you work remotely like ohhhhh I’m so sad it was so difficult clicking on things all day from the comfort of my own home. whatever man

i taught my claude to start each conversation with a Stolen Data Acknowledgement

Last day of an unpaid intern..

when the fun hyperiteration vibecoding part of the side project is over and now it’s time to do all the boring deployment shit

The Ellison’s will now own basically all media A ultra zionist, Pro IDF funding, MAGA pushing family are about to own everything from TikTok to CNN We are fucked man

Do any Americans know the US overthrew Iran’s democratically elected PM in 1953? Does anyone know the US shot down an Iranian passenger plane murdering 300 civilians in 1988? Can they define sanctions? Do they even know people in other countries have thoughts, dreams, and lives?