Wanting to be famous only so I can get interviewed and say some bullshit

Watching crypto degens melt down on the timeline because of that Nikita guy is almost the only entertaining thing left on this site lately Apart from that the feed is boring as fuck & I honestly can’t recall a time when it was this bad

putting off going outside to get to work

> open twitter > go to following tab > switch to most recent that’s the only possible way to consume content on this stupid app

Guy at work farted in the office so bad that we all cleared out and when we had a meeting about how people need to go outside to fart from here on, absolutely nobody laughed or even smiled. It was a fart so bad it made the entire concept of farts unfunny for all of us

'Particularly' entered the chat

racism is the glue of male friendships

It’s always the case

Precisely why I hate my current 9-5 office job with ppl like this one below who constantly monitor you from behind & unironically believe that every fucking second of your already missable life *must* be filled with some bullshit to make it even more unbearable

Taking your job seriously is a sign of low intelligence

had to dig into the replies just to find out it wasn’t even about picture-in-picture mode

life’s so fucked up lately that I don’t even wanna tweet into the void

not only has time been flying like it's a stupid joke since 2020 but these two months of endless snowfalls make it feel like the whole concept of time per se is nonexistent wholeheartedly hate winter

I don't have a dream job, my dream is to not work. My desires are not buying a super yacht or expensive car I don't want to work on a salary, I don't want to go to your meetings, I don't want to answer emails, I don't want to performatively post on LinkedIn, I don't want to

Claude is really good at doing corporate y2k boringpunk web design.