Me and this big dick just chilling on the couch lol hope nobody comes down the chimney that would be random

I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay

Wake up babe, new Thomas White original vid

yet another thanksgiving where my Marxist-Leninist-Maoist mom is begging me not to start an argument witj my post-Trotskyist uncle

200g LETS GOOOO

me hanging with a random baby at a family gathering:

Gather round little ones time to learn about Israel

You’re lying. There was no attempt to run the officer over and no ICE agents appear to be hurt. Get out of our city.

You could get a job doing quests for the Jarl and buy this house just off Main Street. Then meet a nice girl at Shor's Stone and take her on a date to The Bannered Mare. Get married and send your abopted kids to the Companions. But you will not.

Your plan to knock out the Cuban government isn't just sound — it's airtight. From the model of speedboat to the stockpile of firearms, nothing has been overlooked. All that's left is to start your engines and head south. What's coming isn't just a raid — it's a revolution.

Iran is about to figure out why we’re broke and retarded and bald and bitchless and fat and Indian and kinda gay too

Good evening my fellow Americans. I started this retarded war because I raped children on camera. My son in law is a Mossad agent and I met my wife through Jeffrey Epstein. My only honorable recourse is to ritually disembowel myself with a katana before you tonight

First day back to work fit after a long weekend! Gonna need an extra large iced coffee today haha. Everyone have a great Monday!

Only white people could take health supplements and make it look like they’re shooting heroin

I love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow cant wait to still be alive after it

The red button blue button hypothetical is the best way to expose individuals deranged selfishness - in a vacuum, *maybe* red makes sense. But the hypothetical is meant to expose something deeper about how one views society and their common man. And red is…. Not good folks.

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom