'replied to your story' can end up with therapy sessions too.

the urge to like someone with the same music taste as me

Karachi k bhikariyon, 9 bajay Millennium mall ajana.

Dil cheez kya hai aap mera surname le liye

Welcome to Islamic Republic of America.

When you can't win the argument, correct their grammar

PTI girls are wife material

Bhae saare engineers electrician nahi hote, maaf kardo becharo ko

I wouldn't even notice if Instagram removed the live feature

I like smoking cuz it make you forget the bad life has to offer

Pados wala ladka bhaw nahi deta aur banda inko chahiyeh korean :)

Raat mein neend aaty nahi, din mein neend jaaty nahi

sorry if i ghost you, i’m just getting into the halloween spirit

your bfs are ugly stop posting them

"Saved your snap in chat" is my love language.

Pardon my hebrew, Israel ka maa ka kuss.

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