Im not going to lie. iCarly was right, live life, breathe air, i know somehow we’re gonna get there

The bar I’m at is being cyber attacked. Someone has played Barbie Girl 3 times in a row on the TouchTunes and the bartenders are pissed.

No babe that’s my emotional support platonic friend that I’m a little attracted to

Another solo trip to Europe

Anybody in my small following know anywhere I should go out in NYC this weekend (looking for some fun Halloween plans)

crying in my car to brent iii

so much of adulthood is just grieving in secret. grieving ex lovers, grieving dead friendships, grieving your parents sinking into old age, grieving the person you thought you'd grow into. grieving cities you never got to live in. grieving parts of you that couldn't survive.

good morning and merry christmas!!

Bro is cookin

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Only way I survive corporate jobs tbh

I keep buying concert tickets and it’s really getting in the way of me taking random trips 😤

cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50h of your life every month to save $50

I remember how much Republicans hated Bill Clinton. And Barack Obama. And Joe Biden. But you never, EVER heard them saying they HATED Republicans. They said they wanted to be President of ALL Americans. Not blue states, not red states, Unites States. But today, trump expressed

I went to so many premiere parties at Sundance this year the bartender asked me where I’d been when I skipped a night.

I could have all my tabs open at the same time 🤯