It’s coming home!!!! Tracy’s mum deffo still isn’t coming home! Lol xxx

snap, crackle nd slutdrop xxx

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Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway. Cannoli do so much. Now hes just a pizza history.

Seeing someone going door-to-door, so immediately army crawling into a cupboard

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

When someone's Wi-Fi password doesn't work and you feel you shouldn't really ask them again