If you aren’t doing friendship dinners, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems, but friendship ain’t one

Surf and Turf friendship dinner. Fuck you

Ketchup Denier Barlie Perc I was a part of this from afar

We were happy to have you!

1 Retweet = 1 Probowl vote #ProBowlVote + Denzel Ward Another 100 yard pick six coming today!? Stay tuned🔥🔥

From trade to truce and beyond: the Browns and Myles Garrett reached agreement today on a record contract extension that averages $40 million per year and includes $123.5 million in guaranteed money and now makes him the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history, sources tell ESPN.

Idc what anyone says, Vine was so much better than Tik Tok

If you stand at the register to scratch your lottery tickets, you deserved to have the back of your knees kicked. You lost, move on.

100 slightly sedated pedophiles vs 5 methed up gorillas. Who says no?

Cmon 😤 I need some luck

First couple mosquito bites of the year, not thrilled about it.

IT'S TIME FOR BUSCH LIGHT LIME! 🍋‍🟩​ Summer just got a whole lot more refreshing. Now available in select markets for a LIME-ited time only!

We are so fucking up right now Ketchup Denier

That’s facts

Ketchup Denier and I fr

S/o Ketchup Denier for the best steak I’ve had in a long time 🙏🏻🙏🏻

I got a fiance, bitches.

#GoBrowns

the evidence is starting to add up... best in the league.