wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

Anyone else tired of all the "winning" yet? #TrumpEra

This is the president of the United States.

Does anyone else feel like he is scrambling to put his name on everything because he senses the end may be near? Wonder what those latest scan results show. 🤔

Translation: "Math is hard for my diseased brain. I'm just making up numbers at this point."

Somebody hand this man a Peace Prize...

Just a thought, but maybe we don't tell him how to end NATO...

Pretty soon the Kennedy Center will only be hosting Kid Rock concerts, as well as Bible stories acted out by Kevin Sorbo and John Voight.

"I'm going to slap my name on as many things as I possibly can right now, so that when I die from this medical condition in a few months, people will be reluctant to remove the name of a dead man." - Trump's inner monologue right now.

Fuuuuck. This might happen sooner than expected. Trump seems to be accelerating this terrible timeline as he realizes he might not even make it to 2028.

I often wonder what is was like to live through those final years of the Roman Empire.

🎶 "Ding-dong! The witch is dead!..." 🎶

We live on the dumbest timeline.

This is a great idea. I'm sure there is no possible way that backing local rebels to effect regime change could ever backfire.

In future news... May 35th, 2026: With the US and its allies embroiled in a proctrated war with Iran, China sees an opening and invades Taiwan.

“No quarter” isn’t some wanna be tough guy line - it means something. An order to give no quarter would mean to take no prisoners and kill them instead. That would violate the law of armed conflict. It would be an illegal order. It would also put American service members at

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY

In future news... April 7th, 2026: Trump chickens out, postpones deadline. The strait remains closed. Welcome to another TACO Tuesday in the greatest unforced error of the Trump presidency.

The category is: iconic space quotes I use daily.

In future news... April 17th, 2026: Trump tells Pope Leo to stay in his lane by Tuesday or he'll "start bombing Vatican City and wipe out an entire religion." ... April 21st, 2026: Trump chickens out. /s