when you eat a bagel do you:

a guy came up to me last night, looked at me in the eyes and said “I don’t know you but I feel like the way to your heart is McDonald’s”. we’re getting married today.

true life: im still addicted to candy crush

this performance looks like if belongs in a high school talent show

is it just me or does alcohol hit differently in the suburbs?

which Disney film is better

ryan tannehill is gonna fuck tonight that’s for sure

Booyah! I just got 1 of the first 5,000 packs of Dunkaroos. ngx.me/3CkQuxR.h?r=wc…

i wish i knew how to skateboard

i can’t believe there are 3 national treasure movies. like that’s too many but also not enough at the same time

on saturday a guy told me that one time a girl stood him up at a john mayer concert and i literally haven’t stopped thinking about it since.

bennett for bachelor. there, i said it.

i think i have a crush on ken jennings?

I just entered the Magnolia Bakery sweepstakes for a chance to win Banana Pudding for a Year! #magnoliabakery swee.ps/TBYQh_fAdYHiE

I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/nyc/shows/2741…