i knew Christopher was my person when we started being quiet during meals out so we could both listen to other peoples conversations while we ate.

nobody’s doing drag like her

I’m so fustated by people who say “expresso”. That’s not how you’re asposed to say it

“Somewhere That’s Green” on The Broadway Show 💚🌹 Little Shop of Horrors

rejected from a corporate pride gig that contacted me FIRST because of my drag name, it’s the most wonderful time of the year 🏳️‍🌈

managed to get so much sewing done tonight somehow 😵‍💫

i think public perception of my coolness would suffer if you all knew how much time i spent looking at boston terriers on instagram and getting emotional 👀

oh, you’re a queer couple? so who has to be reminded not to spend too much time confronting the absurdity of it all for fear of losing your grip on your sanity and who’s the one who has to do the reminding?

pre internet drag queens had it so much easier tbh, not having to worry about social media as a self promotion tool?? what a nightmare to feel compelled to participate in all of this for fear your bookability will suffer.

Nothing Carly has ever done has received the proper promotion. I feel so bad for people who sleep on her.

i have a bad habit of scuttling themed looks for other themed looks and now i have to sew myself another mandalorian flight suit.

yes they sit down for a whiskey but you know oberyn gets the party rolling
8=👊D💦

wellbutrin? pffft. do i look poor? i'll have my butrin top shelf, thank you

i bought stretch mesh fabric to make a ruched look of some sort and idk what to do with it now and just keep scrolling boring ruched dresses on google.

noise cancelling headphones are a life changer holy shit.

she’s your favorite drag queen’s favorite drag queen, provided your favorite drag queen is me.

a flash mob is always grounds for divorce

Annie Lennox really is that bitch