Why does nobody want us, its so lonely.

We’re always happy to help. PS the boss was asking about his “loan” x.com/mzwanelemanyi/…

Atul, you left the bath running again. x.com/News24/status/…

Ajay, do I need to get a new bank card? enca.com/south-africa/g…

I would like to assure our passengers that in spite of budget cuts we will not resort to this. x.com/angyportolan/s…

Early morning start again, Dubai to India. Good thing Atul paid the bill.

Apologies for the lack of in flight snacks, Woolworths SA came and repossessed all our polony sandwiches. As long as they don't tel Bombardier where we are.

Damn they're onto us, quick, hide. Where are those sunglasses and trenchcoat? x.com/tweetgerard/st…

Ajay, they're on to us, quick where is that tin of spray paint? x.com/tweetgerard/st…

Yes we can x.com/hofstatters/st…

That’s OK we will come fetch you. x.com/bdlivesa/statu…

Were thinking of renaming from ZS-OAK to USS Enterprise. After all we are out of this world and they're trying to recall us.

OK guys we can make it, Just need to fetch Tony in Delhi, Atul in Moscow and back to get Ajay in Dubai. Come on boys, hustle. x.com/AntonEberhard/…

I hate it when parents fight, it makes me feel so guilty. x.com/nickolausbauer…

So does this mean I'm not getting my own personal terminal at ORT, damn Tony is going to be pissed. x.com/Hofstatters/st…

Thug Life

Ajay, you're famous. businesslive.co.za/bd/national/20…

Hey Ho back home again, what no welcome party? x.com/MandyWiener/st…

Damn its been boring lately.