De Niro a legend for tweeting this

why didn’t she just look

wow the last AWS status update is incredible

“every day they’re hand made” - chipotle, lying, about their chips

both these pics are fuckin hilarious 🤣

life’s purpose is to find purposeful purpose. new episode out now!

always the middle seat …

ur username is fatty mc fat bro

the worst question to ask a friend

Halloween costume, or Brooklyn resident?

I met Tom cruise on the street once and he signed my skate board and asked what else i was into and i said porn and gsming. A full year later i skated past him again, he was like hey, josh right, man hows the jacking off and halo going, but he said it genuinely & not rudely .

watching the NYC marathon is the only time when people watching is for people better than you

new border patrol interview on artistic journeys dropping soon!

people are insane dude just let them make the grand theft auto game. it’ll come out lol

niches are a drag. I am niche-less! New hotdog hour episodes every weds!

science is cool!

recycling is so cool. i wish it was real 😔

trump “sucks!” 😩💦🤪