Sanji: Educate me on something I don't know Chopper: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus Sanji: Uhm Brook: I can eat and fart even tho I'm just bones yo-ho-ho! Zoro: My love for you is like diarrhea Sanji: Zoro: cause I can't hold it in Usopp: I guess we have a winner

Sanji, texting Zoro: I can't wait for u to come.. home ;) Zoro: wait I'll be there soon *1 hr later Sanji: I caught a cold waiting for you on our bed... I'mma kill u when u get back >_< Zoro: If I do get back that is Sanji, putting clothes back on: sighs* stay put lost idiot

*SH dinner Sanji: How is it? Chopper: So yummy Luffy: Everything u make is delicious! Nami: Thank u for the tasty meal Sanji-kun Franky: Suuperrrr good Zoro: it's mid Usopp: don't mind him Sanji its good also Zoro: finishes first, asks for seconds, stays n helps clean

Zoro: I heard today's your birthday Sanji: Yeah, did you get me a gift? Zoro: I did Sanj, excited: Where is it? Zoro: Me, I am the gift

Sanji, drags Zoro to a room: Take your clothes off Zoro, undressing: *smirks* Didn't think you were this bold, I kinda like it Sanji, searching the closet: then replace them with something else cause that outfit is ugly as hell

Sanji: You are the most annoying man I've ever met Zoro: I don't care what you call me as long as I'm at the top of the list

*modern ZoSan Zoro: Did u steal from me again? Sanji: What r u on about? Zoro: First my heart, now my hoodie, what else are you gonna take, my last name? Sanji, blushes: sorry, I'll give u your hoodie back Zoro: No need, it'll be urs eventually if u get to take my last name

*SH GC Sanji: WHO LEFT THE REFRIGERATOR UNPLUGGED Sanji: I'm gonna cry Sanji: I'm crying f u all Zoro: Baby... Usopp: Zoro... now is not the time for pet names Franky: Awww, romantic Nami: get a room Zoro: What r u guys saying?! I'm calling him a baby, I'm insulting him

(In)correct ZoSan 💜💜💜💜

Sanji: I forgot that I put something in the oven. I just wasted good food ugh I'm a fucking idiot Zoro: No ur not Sanji: Then what am I? Zoro: Ur mine, so don't worry I'll eat that Sanji, blushes, momentarily forgets his self-anger: Tch, there's no way I'm letting u eat that

Sanji: I'm not talking to you unless you say my name properly Zoro: Cook, what game are u playing Zoro: Curly-brows Zoro: Duckling head Zoro: Idiot ero cook Sanji: Zoro, smirks: Princess... Sanji, dumbfounded: What??? Zoro: So you like being called princess huh, got it

Zoro: Keep that up and you'll regret it Sanji: What u gonna do about it? Zoro: I'll punch that mouth of urs Sanji: Is that all? Zoro: With my mouth Sanji: Oh Zoro: and I won't stop until its swollen so u can't say stupid shit anymore Sanji: Wtf chill okay I'll stop! Geez

Sanji: On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you rate me as? Zoro: you're a 9, I'm the one you need *smirks Sanji: no wtf I'm a 10! I'll ask again, get it right this time- Zoro:

*ZoSan Texts Sanji: Hey, let's break up. I'm liking u too much and it scares me /srs Zoro: That's dumb, anyway wyd Sanji: breaking up with u... Zoro: nah Sanji: Don't NAH me. How does it feel to be single again? Zoro: I wouldn't know Sanji: let me break up w/ u! Zoro: nah

Zoro: sees sauce on the corner of Sanji's mouth and wipes it with his thumb* Sanji: Can't believe ur giving me butterflies... Zoro: but, I didn't give you anything? Sanji: No, like in my stomach- Zoro: I know you hate wasting food but must you eat butterflies? Sanji: ...

Zoro: So, the waiter kissed me. Usopp: And you kissed him back? Zoro: No, I kissed his mouth. Usopp: Isn't that the same thing-oh... #ZSOPLA

Sani: *Screams* Zoro: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Usopp: Should we do something? Nami: No, I want to see who wins.

Nami: Is having a penis fun? Zoro: It has its ups and downs. Luffy: Sometimes it’s a little hard. Sanji: It’s a pain in the ass. Usopp: Oh, Jesus, guys, come on.