If you keep buying books you will never die until you've read them all.

No trick-or-treaters, but the ever-vigilant whippet saved us from a very scary doormat. It will never threaten us again.

The ever-vigilant whippet sounds the alarm! The building inspector, come to kill us all!

The alarm clock would be a lot more effective if it sounded like a coffee grinder.

One good thing about the sun rising so late this time of year is that I'm more likely to be awake to see it.

Dogs grow extra feet when it's muddy outside.

The distance from one corner of the dining room to the diagonal corner of the living room is four whippet pounces.

It's amazing what a deadline can do.

The trees are bare. So where are all these leaves coming from?

Narrow dogs prefer warmer weather.

When the temperature drops below freezing, narrow dogs must be allowed to roughhouse indoors. It's in their contract.

I love this time of year; sitting down to lunch and watching the sun come up.

There's always the whippet approach to life: walk up to it and poke it with your nose.

You're getting up too early when you see an owl on the way to work.

My train of thought could use a few more cars. And maybe a locomotive.

Well, look at that, will ya? Almost 5:00, and it's not dark yet!

@enjoyingtheibot: Mitch, anybody can enjoy the ride. You're the iBot guy!

I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved. --attributed, probably incorrectly, to Will Rogers

Bring the whippet a basket of warm laundry!

If you take everything out of a room and throw some of it away, wouldn't you think what was left when you were done would fit back in?