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I can't prove it but I am pretty sure I am a figment of your imagination. Me/It

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calendar_today07-01-2009 18:54:28

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So I had a Monty python style dream last night. I dreamed that everytime I said the word "circuit" my friend Wembli would jump out dressed as a nun and slap me across the face with a ruler. I am an electrical engineer I say circuit many times on most days.

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If you think it's cool to throw shit on art work because you are an environmental activist then you need to help the environment by removing yourself from existence. Think of all the resources you will save. #leavethefuckingartworkalone

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So I dreamed Wembli and @tempeste flew to Colorado came over to my house. Then opened their suitcases and lots of guild members climbed out and then they all made strawberry rhubarb jam in my kitchen and then they left and no one even said a word. Not very nice but funny.

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I'm so angry I could spit. Everyone is praising the president for trading an arms dealer who sold guns to terrorists who killed Americans to gain the release of a junkie who was to stupid to leave her pot at home. Where is the justice for the innocent dead?

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Saw a bumper sticker that made me laugh it said "We don't need a wall on our southern border we need a wall to keep the Californians out"

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Ok I just day dreamed that Wembli was an Australian Santa with red shorts instead of pant and he said "Ho Ho Gday Mate" "Merry Criso" and he sleigh was pulled by kangaroos and a red nose platapus

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Merry Christmas to all my friends on the other side of the date line, Merry Christmas Eve to everyone else, happy holidays to those who don't celebrate