Fell from a tREE-- . . . Anyone got a spare spine?

Sitting on the porch, soaked to the bone and covered in... Nature junk. A busy season.

He has to shower. . . Can. Can he not though. Please.

If you happen to come across a limb or an organ that is usually on the inside, please leave them by the abandoned house at the edge of the woods. Your contribution is greatly appreciated!

Boosting again. Holiday season is always tight for everyone. I know. We're trying to get my nephew home for Christmas, he's away at a trade school right now. Any small commissions would help immensely.

"You know what time it is!!!!!" Bites into a pomegranate like an aPPLE- MMMM, LEATHER-

H O W FIRE EXTINGUISHER--

"GET BACK HERE WITH YOUR HORNED FIRE HAZARD-" gunning it after even though he knows he's not gonna reach

Robbie finally catches up with a bewildered look on his face as he watches the fire hazard run off, then slowly turns to the kumiho with a narrowed glare And aims the fire extinguisher at him as a threat

Stares in silence for a couple more seconds, before returning a much less graceful grin "Bet" fFFFWOOSSHH–

// I yearn for sound effects

Chewing something.

I could use your help with my fundraiser on GoFundMe. Trying to finally get my Dad's headstone put back. It's the only thing I really want for my birthday this year, to get it put back by his. Please share, support, or donate—every small action counts. gofund.me/f7b4d154

Chucking the phone across the continent because something jump-scared him.

Buying off every discount Valentine's chocolate he can find ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

// I've been throwing so much angst at this idiot in my own time it's unbelievable, and then I look here like oh right he is Kind

Dying over the fact that baby stingrays are called puppies. He wants to see one so bAD–

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"....... Hello?"

// Robbie and Dark was a friendship I didn't expect but appreciate greatly