let’s all pitch in and buy back Mickeys

5 seconds? Weak.

Google commercial has me cryin in the club rn

If you are rich I am single

show me someone who likes LaCroix and I’ll show you a liar

watching the door dash guy walk up with my third meal of the day

I’m fairly confident more ISU students and alumni have been in the backyard of this house than have been in Parks Library

Dan the IT guy when I call for the 4th time this week :

do you ever eat unhealthy food and instantly feel like you gained weight? like yeah, that went straight to my left thigh

screw flowers, put a blooming onion on my casket

ok I am ready to be rich and retire

above 20° degrees today and half of Iowa is driving with their windows down

Every morning

Cool ass babies though

I pray body dysmorphia is real cause otherwise I look really really bad

I love USA swimming

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