real drinkers know that casamigos is a top tier tequila not 1942.

i dislike when people say nothing last forever because a sweet moment i had years ago is the reason i try everyday

there’s only 3 types of people who are never wrong: – Women – Oldest daughters – Firstborn granddaughters

I love friendships that influence me to be kinder, smarter and healthier. I love when people have a positive impact on me.

Varsity Cup let’s goooo!!!

All the time, any chance I get

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

"The first sip from the glass of natural sciences will make you an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you." — Werner Heisenberg, Father of Quantum Physics

I’m in love with this sentence: “The best math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of current decisions.”

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

I can’t believe that Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Graduating is a big deal, don’t even try to be modest about it. Brag about that degree as much as you want!

Westeros talk all over my TL. this app is healing

u think humpty dumpty gave a fk after his fall? no. he got back on the wall. lock in

My misery doesn't like company… I will sit by myself for 30 days & 30 nights

until ya whole room start ringing

They’re a duo.

My Wife and Kids don’t even have a theme song. They come right on funny as hell

*rolls my beautiful brown eyes*