It’s like trying to sleep inside a fucking McDonald’s apple pie

The landing.. 😊 x.com/buitengebieden…

imon came into us via our vets where he had been handed in as a stray and has been waiting months for a home 😢He’s such a sweet friendly young boy who likes being picked up, stroked and groomed please complete our Adoption Enquiry Form or call 01625 520 802. #adoptme #cheshire

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Just asked He-Man what bands he's into at the moment. He replied "Mumford & Sons and Maroon 5" and I've never been less surprised in my entire fucking life.

Privatization and control

Tory turds. Brexshit. Extremist excrement. Call it what you want but we have to get these Conservative shits out of our lives ….

The respect Cristiano Ronaldo has for Roy Keane is amazing...🙌🏻

Marcus Rashford was a menace this evening 🥵

SPECIAL APPEAL for our longest stay cats Pudding and Chips, two beautiful souls that have been waiting for a home since DECEMBER!!! 😢 😢😢 They are the sweetest cats and have an incredible bond. Could you offer them a home? heswilmslow.co.uk/pudding-and-ch… #adoptus #cheshire #wilmslow

ANNOUNCEMENT 📣 Calling all teachers 😀 We want you to be fitter and healthier than ever this year, so we're giving you all 3 months on the Body Coach App absolutely FREE 🙌 (only official work/school email addresses will be accepted) Please RT 🙏 👉🏼 bit.ly/3CCFkrU

So glad this shambolic imbecile is fucking off.

12 yr old thug arrested for drug running’. Why does the headline read that way? Why doesn’t it read ‘12 yr old boy rescued from drug gang’? Why does our language so often promote condemnation rather than compassion?

Emu throwing Rod Hull into a freezer. That's what we need today.

30K followers! Thanks so much for following this nonsense! All good clean fun, no rubbish! To celebrate here's some Rod and Emu at the Supermarket!

📲Referee Appeal📲 Our 2nd XV are set to play Stockport Grammar on Saturday We are currently without a referee due to current shortages. Would there be anyone willing and able to help us out? We just want our lads to play 🏉

Can’t believe she smoked 20 L&B a day and couldn’t tell the difference between me and my brother

Happy ‘Endtroducing’ Day! DJ Shadow’s landmark debut album was released in the UK 26 years ago today. 🎧: found.ee/Endtroducing

Congratulations to whoever is doing the PR for the drug dealers in Manchester.

Please help us spread the word to more people about our fantastic sporting achievements. 👍 Please tag and RT and help us hit 2000 followers. ✅