hey (with the intention of going to the cinema)

every time jeremiah and belly kiss an angel loses its wings

had to use my 5th string towel today. devastating. didn't even hang it up to use again tomorrow.

i can smell the rotisserie chicken scent at Publix from a mile away. never bought one but man does it make shopping a pleasure

real altos (me) can harmonize to the most somber hymn and Up Down (Do This All Day) (feat. B.o.B) with equal amounts of gusto

jeremiah fisher i HATE you

whether a person eats their most anticipated part of a meal first or saves it for last says a lot about them. I don't know exactly what, but surely something...right

found out i have hooded eyes today don't text

rapture, i hardly know her

becoming convinced that the most basic of human instincts is, when you or someone around you is on a jumbotron, to point at the screen and wave excitedly

i don't know what it feels like to get thousands of likes on a instagram post/tweet/tik tok but i imagine it feels pretty similar to getting 10 likes on a spotify playlist

i'd be willing to pay at least $3.99 a month to stop seeing Instagram ads

From our dear friend and NashSevereWx founder, David. Well they did it again. Tophats pulled that giant rat from its cage and thrust him in front of gathered media. Conclusion 6 more weeks of winter. That poor rathog doesn’t even know what a shadow is. Did the tophat see his

When Drops of Jupiter comes on at the supermarket.

gave puth through the night that our flag was still there

i don't know what afrin is gonna do to me if i take it more than 3 days in a row but I'm willing to risk it if it means i die being able to breathe through my nose

pleased to announce that the task i put off for about 3 years took 4 minutes to complete and i only got laughed at once thanks

via gradual use, my chapstick has attained a shape that I am unable to undo and likely could not replicate if I tried

Thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and “giving me some time back.” Now I can finally pursue my passions