How can we submit a vote of no confidence for our whole government?

I just drank a vitamin drink from Lidl in a desperate attempt to see off this perpetual cold. It tasted like cider that had gone flat and warm, and now I think I feel worse.

My three year old told me her naughty back wouldn’t let her get out of bed this morning, and wow they grow up fast

me on my me when i’m way to work at work

I’ve just noticed someone copy a huge chunk of work I did and present it - word for word - as though it’s their own work on their site. I’ve asked them to credit me for my research and writing but why am I shaking like I’ve been confrontational and done a bad thing?!

Ever said no to being a bridesmaid, or in a wedding party? Or ever had someone reject your ask? Let me know, for a feature #journorequests

5. One of my KPIs is to position Zoe Burke as THE wedding expert, and October saw FIVE comment requests direct to us from Newsweek.. FIVE (5!!!). My fave: newsweek.com/woman-praised-…

Okay so where do you buy tights from? Fourth pair in a row that have ripped in half after a couple or hours of wear! (And all I’m doing is sitting at my desk, not doing any lunges or anything)

Nearly dropped my phone in the bath, purely to avoid dropping my crunchie in the bath

Listening to BBC Radio 6 Music and they’re playing my late grandad’s favourite song 💛 Brought a smile to my face on a stressy Friday morning with a bit of Eric Idle

Looking to see who liked my Tweet and it was actual bloody Eric Idle 🥲

💒There are thousands of weddings planned for the #Coronation bank holiday weekend next year & no guidance on what businesses should do with those bookings. Leading #wedding #expert Zoe Burke has plenty to say on the topic, if anyone is looking for comments. #journorequest

One of my proudest moments

Tentatively stepping back into Twitter (how is it these days?) to share this

Want a great story that’s going to get all the clicks? That’s exactly what we have right here 👇

Is anyone else STILL waiting to find out what school their child is going to? I literally feel sick from not knowing yet #NationalOfferDay

last one from me before I log off for Brighton antics, but -- did anyone here have themselves a sober or booze-free wedding? looking for a case study for an international news site.

Read the whole of Curtis Sittenfeld’s new book during my flight to Barcelona. Cried at least three times. Whilst it’s a love story, the fleeting descriptions of Sally’s relationship with her mum pack the most powerful punch.

Okay but when did Wagner join take that