Great morning having done F45, gone for a walk, enjoyed a coffee with daisy, changed my sheets, cleaned my car and hiked the pinacles! Crazy what you can do when you’re not dusty.. might fuck it all up by getting blind tonight !

# i never rock up to an event looking shit

You can really tell a lot about a family wether they watch one or three news

Four types of mums in the world: packnsave shoppes, countdown shoppers, new world shoppers and then the crem de la crem faro shoppers

Yes it’s Friday, yes I am getting on it tonight and yes I will block anyone on Instagram that says “lessshhhhhgoo” in their stories... wankers

New world ... but faro when my hons are coming over for wine cheese and speed night

It seems I am coming out of retirement.... another night on the raz! Perfect timing right in the middle of my law exams... the devil works hard but my liver works harder! Go all blacks!

Feeling like shit, just want Zoe back on a twitter tirade.

Thank fuck I saw this. Better take the day off on Friday to mourn the old girls wisdom tooth

Can’t stand morons who post Instagram stories tagging brands with the caption “sponsor me” like if I was a brand I would block you straight away.. do you really think long white sees your story of you vortekking and thinks that would be a great idea? Take a hike

No one cares what Disney character you are apart from yourself so take a hike and get off my Instagram feed

Sorry but what makes people think that filming their coffee coming out of the Nespresso into the cup is interesting content... will seriously be unfollowing from now on

Im loosing it by fisher actually goes hard when you haven’t heard it in 8 months.. now time for another 8 month hiatus

Can’t wait to watch the whole six60 concert through the sweet screen of an iPhone tonight thanks to every Sheila on Instagram

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This guy looks like my 2015 weekly spray tan gone wrong

no one: me: do you want ur present now

Nothing makes me want to sell everything I own and move to taranaki more than Auckland roads at 5:30 pm. Fuck this

Congratulations to my friend, President Joe Biden! This is your time.