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Zach

@zmvan1

Engineer, Partial Retard, Ex-Slave (Theme Park Worker), and I’ll probably offend you at some point

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calendar_today14-08-2013 02:58:59

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Have to say I have a new favorite haunt. Land of Illusion Adventure Park was INSANE. Easily the most intense haunts I’ve ever done and they managed to pull off the most unsettling and best version of a blackout house. Definitely will be a frequent return visitor! Don’t miss Phobia, my favorite

Have to say I have a new favorite haunt. <a href="/LandofIllusion/">Land of Illusion Adventure Park</a> was INSANE. Easily the most intense haunts I’ve ever done and they managed to pull off the most unsettling and best version of a blackout house. Definitely will be a frequent return visitor!
Don’t miss Phobia, my favorite
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This is the truest thing I’ve ever heard. Tesla and Rivian are worlds better at software than a basic iPhone projection. Give me a full size standard looking truck from Tesla/Rivian and I’ll go buy one today.

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Most of the way through this and it seems like very generic background content instead of a true story. Maybe I’m in the minority, but it’s seems incredibly boring.

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Dammit! I had so much fun there in January last time with low crowds and was going to go again. Guess I’ll cancel this one.

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I’ll say it again… everyone needs to learn firearm safety and self defense. Carrying is a damn good way to protect yourself.

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Oof. This is a clear indication they are light years behind Tesla. As much as I love the comfort of the Rivian, this is sad.

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Actually the most talented performances I’ve seen for a Super Bowl “halftime” in many, many years. Not weird lip synced dance recitals. Blew Bunny’s out of the water.