I'm sensitive. I have the extra nerve endings to prove it.

Kurgess and I like to get cut and shredded before we go to the beach. 😉

This tweet was criminally underappreciated.

Sometimes I think about the antelope in Beastars selling their fingers, and damn Abadar has got *everybody* thinking hobbies should be monetized. #HustleWayLess

Blackbeard: Besmaran in the streets, Kuthite in the sheets. gifs.com/gif/blackbeard…

Reposting for no reason in particular.

Playing Asmodeus' Advocate: Tired, kinda asshole-y, already too many Asmodean advocates. Playing Zon-Kuthon's Advocate: Inspired, an excuse to punch assholes, HAVE YOU SEEN PEOPLE THAT WEAR LEATHER AND CHAINS!? MORE PLEASE. Asmodeus

I don't care what y'all think, there's literally a headphone brand called "Beats" and that's what I'm going to listen to my Zune with.

Got my dad a chew-toy for father's day. I think Shelyn- The Eternal Rose wrote him another song or something, I don't know.

Enjoy GenCon, nerds. I'll be... not at GenCon. The state of Indiana looks down on some of my extracurriculars. And my regular-curriculars. And me, just in general. Anyway, I'm not compromising my principles.

Look at whose #DownToFlay.

You're an engaged Twitter user, nothing I can conjure up could possibly bring you more suffering.

Got a new phone and the experience was sickeningly liberating, then I realized it wasn't synched with Twitter yet. Was worried I might be a little TOO happy.

Possibly one of mine.