HOLY SHI— She chose the couch. SHE CHOSE THE COUCJ

Also, are we just gonna forget about this?

We're just all going to ignore the fact that amethyst can deep throat anything

Give that bitch a damn green hand ship, watch it disappear in an hour

//Added note, unless i use quotation marks to talk, i'm talking in an admin/zircon mix

We're fucked now. No T for teen rating. It's all mature now.

Can we please hold a court hearing of sadie and sour cream

The first court session to decide wether someone is gay or not

Probably not first but fuck it let me have my fun

Fuck i just ruined the M for mature rating

Wait.. Mild sexual themes.. HA! STILL RATED M

I love how i'm just rating replies of people and myself to constitute what is allowed on the TL

I'll sue a bitch if there's anything above brief nudity

That's american justice for you. Just a teeny little white lie is okay (lying about entire case- wins)

That's how i can die a happy zircon. Yellow zircon sleeping next to me, but whispering "Fuck you" In her sleep

Sorry for missing #SeductiveSunday. I was a little busy with another girl irl~

If i'm really going to be a zircon, and be a secure, lawyer, i should make my account private so i can pick through the trustworthy..

Fuck you i'm a LAWSBIAN

I love how i totally want to be gay with a zircon BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY

Or at least, most of them are taken