You can’t make me hate London. Sorry, I love* this place! *Terms & Conditions apply, this tweet is highly influenced by warm weather

Missed the northern lights spectacle because I’m a sleepy girl and always in bed early

schools shouldn’t have introduced us to a vibe that society can’t maintain. the corporate world needs half-terms and summer holidays.

Work need to do half term and summer holidays, I can’t keep coming here

no one loves international football more than a woman who doesn’t watch football.

POWER is in the tongue. STOP saying you're tired all the time, you're broke, you're depressed etc.. START saying you’re grateful, start manifesting multiple streams of income, start SPEAKING LIFE into YOURSELF!!

Girls nights breathes new life into me

We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.

Somebody ask TFL when their contactless page is gonna start working! Criminals😂

Hi TfL are we supposed to do chargebacks card service providers or something. When will you reopen the contactless website for refunds? Its been months.

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Hot take but most of you have perfectly pleasant jobs and are making your own life worse by performatively hating them

Personally, I won in the friendship department I am beyond blessed with genuine souls man! Arg ♥️

That "no new friends" era is dead. Bring me all the healed, supportive, loving, goal-driven, career focused friends.

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness. I recommend nepotism.

I know you lot in Brazil rn think you’re soooooooooo cool! (you are 😭)

I don’t wanna hear about this gym anymore

Why do we buy new clothes to go on holiday? The people there haven't even seen our old clothes yet.