Her: You must be a slow ass capybara repeatedly getting bonked on the head if you think we fuckin Me:

bro Adin Ross and Soulja Boy got caught lacking… LMFAOOOO

Girls that fall asleep watching you stream your games over discord are so attractive

Just chased my buldak with milk

best one so far

he thinks we r arguing but this is just foreplay to me

the epstein files are boring if you’ve read the quran

this is how it felt starting overwatch and realizing actual hero names aren’t always used in vc

Okay so if I get a woman in my OW comp game I immediately lose gotcha

Real..

The smell of a campfire is one of the most calming smells to the human brain ever. Almost as calming as the smell of a woman's armpit

when one of my female friends clutches: nah ur tung tung tung saHER

I do not counter-buy. I do not buy healing rite. I do not buy counterspell. I buy left to right, and if I lose lane I blame bebop

“Just take public transport, bro.”

Team Liquid Steve So anti-black slurs crosses your organizations moral/ethical standpoint but Saudis killing journalists and queers isn't crossing that line?