sabrina carpenter: so what's the joker? barry keoghan: he's sart of like an evil porson

What’s in my bag: - meds - 5 glossier lip products - Frank Stella lens cloth - 2 fortunes - The Stone - tide pen - earplugs - aab sticker - rubber duck - plastic aliens - secret compartment - 2 lighters (I don’t smoke) - $11

"Duhh I couldn't understand any of Bad Bunny's lyrics" Oh well did U consider that music begins where the possibilities of language end? Dumb ass. To which speech can give no utterance? 😂 And it clothes experience with a power words cannot impart? 😭 Dumb ass 🫵

Favorite custie told me that her daughter (3 years old) cried tears of joy when she saw Lady Gaga during the halftime show. I said girl me too!

BEEP BEEP THE HAWKS ARE BACK IN SEATTLE. And so are 750,000 of your closest friends, all coming to Seattle to celebrate our SUPER BOWL CHAMPS. So if you're heading to Seattle tomorrow, take whatever ferry, bus, train, or spinning teacup is closest to you. Please.

The only good baby mob redesign so far

Where do we learn more about this diva?

I’m usually like “people shouldn’t be so hard on Mojang” but I actually am so sad at what they’re about to do to my favorite mob. Soulless black beady eyes. Flat face like a French bulldog. No personality whatsoever.

Sorry to the ~50 people who followed me this weekend when I was posting hot selfies. I actually mostly post about Sabrina Carpenter and Minecraft

my beautiful woke country of seattle

The category is: Best breakup albums of all time that I have been avoiding since my breakup because I needed to listen to nothing but Sabrina Carpenter for 8 months so I wouldn’t kill myself

being single but still looking forward to valentine’s day because love is lowkey the most important thing in the world

LCD soundsystem doing a starlink ad is like fifty 9/11s

Sorry I’m late I was listening to this open.spotify.com/track/3FFZrw76…