*sprays raid on a bug* the bug:

nobody: my gas station charger saying ‘accessory not supported:

me: in a quiet public space with strangers my stomach:

😂😂😂😂

class starts: 10:00am me rushing to class at 9:58:

nobody: me laughing at my own jokes:

a 2 day weekend just to start all over again with a full 5 day week

when i’m enjoying my day and i suddenly think about all the assignments i need to get done

😂😂😂😂😂💀

my dramatic ass doing everything in my power to miss a day of school

my procrastinating ass after completing one thing on my to-do list

me as a kid pretending to have powers after watching Matilda

nobody: me when i hear my morning alarm: