Danny Zimbabwe (@zimballz) 's Twitter Profile
Danny Zimbabwe

@zimballz

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calendar_today23-04-2013 02:56:55

23 Tweet

13 Followers

72 Following

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GoaT FacE (@endhoos) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Vet: your horse is lame. Me: *looks at horse through window* he looks fine? Vet: *cleaning his glasses* he's a fucking loser Dave.

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******AMBER ALERT****** Amber if u're listening, I still love u. Pls give me another chance. I promise I'll stop calling u Grimace in bed.

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DOCTAS SAY IM THE ILLEST CUZ I SUFFER FROM REALNESS Doctor: no Danny you have lymphoma, if you don't take this seriously you're going to die

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me: i saw on fb you had a baby friend: ya me: how much does he bench friend: what me: [leans in to his ear] how much. does he fuckin bench

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I glance deeplyat what has become my life, I look her in the eyes, and as I throw my Klondike bar wrapper away, whisper "goodbye old friend"

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Girlfriend: [brushing her teeth] don't rush the brush! Me: never! [Brushing my armpit hair slowly while staring blankly at the wall]

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my dream girl is smart, witty, attractive, and willing to ignore the autofill URL suggestions when she's using my laptop