Hey Eno Sarris and Derek VanRiper you guys should watch this before you talk about Jarred Kelenic again on the pod. He tells you how to pronounce his name:

Did the Baltimore Orioles announcers on Orioles on MASN just say that “Brett Phillips doesn’t have a great arm!?” Dude has thrown 104 from the OF! The second fastest recorded OF assist ever!

.Laura Hayes 🍣 Do you happen to have a recommendation for fancy takeout to celebrate a special occasion? It looks like a lot of places have gone back to dine-in only and having trouble finding something. Thanks!

Hey nick kroll, this is super random, but how did I never know you were in the band Suicide!?

Fun times in Brookland today: some dude with Maryland plates aggressively followed me after I honked at him for nearly running a stop sign and hitting me at the intersection where a little girl was hit by a car just months ago. Fuck these drivers man!

People getting upset about this student loan stuff obviously have no clue how much debt we actually have, acting like $10K of relief is a difference maker. Lol.

How early is too early to start seriously calling for Hackett to be fired? I’ve seen enough. This is a disaster.

Hey ESPN can we sub out Jeff Van Gundy at the half for a new announcer ?

My favorite Carmelo memory is the time the Nuggets traded him away, immediately got better, and also got a bunch of draft picks (including the one they used on Jamal Murray).

Please stop giving the championship trophy to the owners.

Wtf americanair!? We’re being told that we’re going to miss our connection unless 15 people volunteer to get off of an already-boarded flight?

Michael Malone needs to seriously consider pulling Reggie Jackson from the rotation if this continues. Making terrible decisions and not playing team basketball. He’s gonna lose us a game.

Can someone explain to me what D’Angelo Russell is good at? I’ve never understood the love for this guy. Just constantly exposed in the playoffs.

What’s your excuse tonight Lakers’ fans?

I really don’t understand Nuggets’ fans losing their mind and abandoning all hope in the future of this team. This was the worst possible matchup, and was going to be a tough series to win regardless, but with Murray (and KCP) playing hurt, it just looks brutal out there.

Feels like the least talked about aspect of the Anthony Richardson benching is that Flacco isn’t very good, and if he has a bad game or two (which will happen), it’s going to create a giant mess.

Sam Darnold tonight playing all his old hits.

As currently constructed, I think only 5 teams have a legitimate shot to win the 2026 NBA championship: OKC, Denver, Cleveland, Rockets, and Knicks. No one else has a prayer, so stop deluding yourselves!

When did Kirk Herbstreit start looking like the Joker from the first Batman movie when he wears makeup to look like a normal guy?