Shepard sighed as she spun around idly in her chair. It was finally the weekend! Strangely though, her chest felt tight as she looked at the night sky. Memories of a certain Turian shimmered faintly in her peripherals, and Zico imagined being whisked away by him. In another life.

The cake was a lie.

I guess you'll find this humerus...

I'm on a smoothie/ blended ice coffee phase... Earth life has made me basic🤔

"You changed", yeah, bro, I watched Mordin sacrifice himself 8 years ago and I'm still not over it.

The upside of having to wear a mask is that I can hide my perpetual bitch face. Downside? All these fools that "dismissed the claims" about the 'Rona.

Protect your children from the dangers of Reaper texting.

Got an itch you can't scratch? With Varren you definitely will. Don't be silly, wrap your willy. Don't be a Scrooge, wrap your cooch.

I'm hungry, but too lazy to get up and make food so I'm choosing to starve instead. Don't mourn me, friends. Just throw some pizza and ryncol on my grave(or alternatively into space - I died twice, so it's my second grave, I think???).

Experimenting with Shep and Liara designs for ME4. I wanna dream a little bit about what would be 🤔 #MassEffect

A Saren post a day keeps the boss away. Who is is your favorite video game villain? 👀

this is very accurate, who made this

If you know you know

If someone did this to me, they'd have to call Garrus to heavy my crying ass out of that gate...

That time on Alchera... I may have girlbossed a bit too close to the sun. #girlbossgaslightgatekeep

I exercise mine by flipping people the bird. Really works the shoulders!

Anybody want a pair of balls? I mean- my tonils. I need them out STAT!!

When you pop back on your first RP account and almost everyone is gone... damn. I still remember sitting in the library mooching off wifi and looking for jobs while chatting to y'all. Only way is up I guess. 💜thank you💜

Walked out of class today to find this parking ticket on my motorcycle. Totally made my day.