starts with C and we all love it

sitting on my 2 eggs

Don’t let aliens and a cute monkey distract you from the Epstein files. They were literally eating children.

🚨 BREAKING: The criminal investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s Zorro Ranch has been REOPENED. Closed in 2019. Now back under active review. The New Mexico AG is demanding full, unredacted federal files and moving to preserve any remaining evidence. They don’t reopen cases like

That is the cleanest most distinguished dapper young gentleman of a monkey i've ever seen in my life

🗣️Can you believe humans were literally gifted a planet overflowing with trees, fruit, water, medicine, and sunshine. Yet somehow we said, "Let’s invent debt, political parties, war, and paying taxes to pedophiles”… 😑

watermelon is the greatest fruit of all time.

This is the craziest email between Rothschild and Jeffrey Epstein that everybody missed

walking on two legs is overrated

BREAKING: 🇳🇴 The son of the Norwegian Crown Princess who reportedly visited Epstein’s island together with her, 29-year-old Høiby has been detained and is facing 38 charges, including the rape of four women - BBC

DOJ Deputy AG Todd Blanche admitted they withheld images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from today’s Epstein files release. Let that sink in. They’re acknowledging graphic evidence exists — and chose to hide it. At the same time, they’re redacting names tied to

Aliens: "Your government is fake and gay."

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 US Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee says it would be fine for Israel to take over the entire Middle East because god gave them the land. "It would be fine if they took it all."

He ain't lying

Old timer is mad AF