“January 6th is special in my heart for other reasons.” -eddiepence

“I celebrate all things I put in my mouth.” -ralphgarman

“Like good bowels, always keep it movin’” -eddiepence

To call Steve Ashton hilarious would be a massive understatement, but the thing I'll remember most will be the moments during monthly live shows and quarantine cocktail parties when you saw the admiration and adoration he had for his children. The world lost a good one.

“Now I’ve got a bunch of Instagram comments here that I’m not going to read out, because fuck those people for following Sheeran, basically.” -the incomparable Steve Ashton

“Maybe I just need to go flash somebody at the mall.” -eddiepence

“I’d love to put my hands on your calves. I’ll walk you around like a wheelbarrow.” -ralphgarman

“He can fart until he dies for all I care.” -eddiepence

“You’re not resorting to lace making if you have a functioning vagina” -ralphgarman

“You can’t microwave nature.” -eddiepence

“If you’re an asshole flying a kite in the forest, then you get what you deserve.” -ralphgarman

“When I say shit, I know I don’t know it.” -eddiepence

“This chair does have the essence of Eddie.” -Jen Stewart Garman

“Don’t end your calls with LMB, by the way, if you’re just calling up to berate me.” -ralphgarman

“You can’t dry rub for 12 hours. You’re gonna damage yourself.” -eddiepence

“Note to self: Anal bar. Whale shark rides.” -ralphgarman

“You don’t invent a pigeon. Those were already there.” -eddiepence

“Cousins fucked me again.” -eddiepence

“We didn’t take a shot at shotputters! There was no shot shot!” -ralphgarman

“Fecal toxicity, by the way, is the name of my new album, and I hope you pick it up.” -ralphgarman