¿Cómo puedo hacer que la tragedia de Lisboa se trate de mi? Bienvenidos al hilo turista del día ⬇️

THE CHRISTIANS WERE NOT KIDDING. THE RAPTOR IS REAL. ITS HERE. HELP

Simplesmente, o pau

Kim Dotcom Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex—you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You