"New αccoυɴт creαтed / Follow ιѕ αpprecιαтed / Tιмe тo ɢo тo worĸ." Not new to verse. New to character. Writer of CL4P-TP/Claptrap

I'м wαιтιɴɢ тo тweeт / Wнαт ιѕ ιɴтereѕтιɴɢ ɴow / wιll тнιѕ вe ιɴ vαιɴ?

The time moves onward / No new activity on page / It's so very dull.

Time continues slow / The hands moving in slowly / I am really bored.

Twenty minutes pass / One follower isn't real / This is clearly sad.

No one is online / Terrible time to debut / Perhaps later then.

Few new followers / I welcome you to my page / May your stay be true.

Profession is flawed / Many don't need Vault Hunters/ Assassin pays fine.

An Highschool AU / Teaching Science is boring / Rather teach Haiku.

Commando being odd / Feel he has somewhat lost way / I am now worried.

FML

Familiar faces / Colleagues and employers alike / An rewarding job.

Hang on this just in / Handsome Jack depicting douche / Not new but relevant.

-Just stalks TL to find things to write Haikus about-

Though how is it not / Life tends to repeat often / This refers to you Jack. x.com/Hyperions_King…