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“I personally think it depends on their sentience. For instance, is it moral to consume plants?”

“You’re on the right track. For instance, would you do these things to a Pineco? A Miltank? A Gardevoir, perhaps?” He pauses. “Another person? /If/ in the name of science, of course. If you’re comfortable with all those, then… why not an alien of similar sentience?” A shrug.

He hasn’t minded, actually a bit grateful for the company. Just a bunch of preening of Corviknight, and general enjoyment of the city really.

He folds his arms and rubs his chin instead of signing in response this time. “Is that a fact? Do you find yourself in that position a lot?”

“I am... /dreadfully/ tired.”

“Corviknight please. I’m begging you— Just this once.” He’s reaching up for the bird’s helmet, the rest of its armor already doffed and littered about the riverside. “If I don’t bathe you with it off I /promise/ that will rust—/please/.” The bird’s head cranes ever higher.

“I’m shaking in my boots.” “No, really.”

He waves his hands in front of him. “No, no. Of course not!” It absolutely is, and he’s not even trying to hide it.

“Me? Lie? Never.” “In fact, I’m offended that you’d ev—” And with that, a very underprepared man is lunged into, knocking the air clean out of him. “Alright, /alright/, you little linebacker. I’m sorry! Spare me, I’m too pretty to die yet,” he pleads, playfully overdramatic.

⚕: you know, i thought it was kind of odd to have a bias against genshin fcs when i saw someone mention it. but now i think... i think i might have found out why.

⠀ ⠀ Time to meet Arceus . ⠀

“What on Arceus’ green earth have I just witnessed?”

𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙧 𝘢𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦. a zoroark oc for the pokémon verse . strictly sfw . mun is 21+ . ⠀ x.com/darkpulsechef/…

“Now when did I go and say a thing like that...” Sweatdrop.

“Ahaha.. you see right through me, Willow. It’s not that I don’t want you to, though. It’s more... I wish you would be more careful—” He would LITERALLY hire you a chef if you’d let him.

“What an odd question to ask out of the blue. Plotting crimes, are we?”