Imagine being so attached by the hip to American ideals that you even gobble up our Far Right idiocies.

Hadn’t been to KFC in 10 years. This was the size of my “4th” piece. Here’s to another 10 years!

Every airline, including @jetblue should be embarrassed that this is even a thing that they have to guarantee. hudsonvalley.news12.com/jetblue-offers…

I just paid $13 for a Wendy’s Baconator combo for my kid. $42 for 3 meals total. I am so done with ridiculous pricing of this slopped together, garbage food.

This is two weeks in a row now on Saturday Night Live - SNL that the guest stars are more off book than the cast. So many sideyes from the cast reading cue cards, almost none from Driver or Stone.

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Broadcast engineer job posting: "CCNA certification minimum. CCNP preferred. Extensive SMPTE 2110 In depth deployment and configuration knowledge." There's probably less than 50 people in the U.S. that meet both these qualifications, and they want to pay $120k for it in NYC.

Someone with a single $1B just made a medical school free for all students for all perpetuity, but thank god Elon has his $44B whine platform.

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Imagine the multiple layers of monsters involved in the creation and approval of this ad.

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“Buy a gaming PC for the same price.”

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One of the funniest threads you'll ever read.

One of the whitest things ever written on X.

#DemsUnited #DemVoice1 “I can’t be fair and do things the right way” is rich, coming from Rick Scott who perpetrated the largest Medicare fraud in history.