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You know that story about the consultant charging $10,000 to hit something with a hammer? That's me, every time I work in Java. The hammer blow is the 20-line PR I eventually write, and the $10,000 is the two weeks of trying to understand Guice injection and layers of interfaces

Is this Java code fully golfed, or can you make it shorter?

Supposedly it cost something like 4.6 million dollars to train Chat GPT, but humanity finally created a reasonable way to create `jq` commands!

Can someone just find a wealthy corporation or individual to pay Nintendo like $10 million or whatever so they will make their Switch APIs open source, so all the game engines can target them without silliness?

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Hey getbumpr folks. I love your little app. I would _love_ if it were possible to make different github repos open in different browsers: I use Chrome for work and Firefox for personal browsing.

You really should think about switching to Mastodon… :-)

Hey Adrian Tchaikovsky, when will Lords of Uncreation get WhisperSync?

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Hey Michael Fogleman, it's been a while, but I'm back to really enjoying your `gg` library! So easy to use!

I loved it when Michael Fogleman did it, so here's Advent of Code 2023 day 5, golfed down to a page of python:

Have a first look at BitCraft gameplay on IGN! youtube.com/watch?v=lnwPaL…

The BitCraft Alpha starting on April 2nd looks really interesting: hub.bitcraftonline.com/ref/GM1QLXZQ I found them by listening to the Developer Voices podcast, and learning about SpaceTimeDB 😂

The world’s financial, travel, and healthcare infrastructure rests entirely on a few underfunded projects supported by volunteers. If we had all donated even a small amount back to Microsoft and Crowdstrike, they could have paid someone to prevent this problem

A statement on the comments from Secretary of War Pete Hegseth. anthropic.com/news/statement…