I am not the only one whose, IG and Twitter is taking time to load yeah?

Lowkey ESPN on DSTV shows some crazy matches. Somehow I am watching Trabzonspor v Fenerbache from the Turkish League

Elections are not won in comment sections or in tweets and retweets.

Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight

Arsenal fans turn into financial analysts whenever you ask them about the team's shortcomings

Them: Use your uploaded resume to autofill fields? Me: Okay, sure that sounds like a time saver... Them: First Name: Lekki Last Name: Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign Education: 75238 Skills: University Me: Fuck

The lack of slice bread in Lagos isn’t talked about enough

Zenithbank MTN IEDC The Mama Put at my Junction!! These institutions are out to get me!!

I’m at a golf course in Texas, and some guy just showed up in jeans. This madness has to stop

Whoever decided to design the cover of the Fanta bottle blue needs to be arrested. While we are at it, arrest whoever approved the design.

That was a lucky break. Number 12 was clumsy, it should have been a penalty.

Sometimes you just have to question what exactly is our tactics in this match? Hoof it to Osimhen and inshallah?!

Gooooaaaallll

Osimhen!! Raise your head and dribble the goalie Even my grandma won’t miss that chance

Somebody check Osimhen’s bank account

Went to a clinic and on the patient form they are asking Tribe and Religion. What does that have to do with my wellness and wellbeing

Share your worst HMO experience

Typical Nigeria, raise your hopes and expectations up, only to kill it last minute

Me to Samuel Chukwueze