Who up fiddlin’ on they roof?

Maria and Mario carry wildly different vibes for essentially being the same name

Could really go for a Prime right now

People love talking about how putting bananas next to avocados makes them ripen faster

Pronouncing clipboard like cupboard

Yes and also yeah

Online dating in 2023 is sending every girl I match with a personalized Obama impression

Someone ordered 40lbs of funko pops to my address

The shrimp has contracted fried rice syndrome and passed away

I should start painting landscapes

Is the Spotify algorithm fucking horrible now???

saw this and thought damn that look comfy

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