Milennials (noun): A legendary tribe of 30-40 years old who look 25 but feel 65 who fueled by iced coffee, nostalgia, and mild panic

There are numerous government agencies spending hundreds of hours and millions of dollars preventing me from having this.

Unc's arthritis is acting up again, I've spent most of the week in bed as a reault, it might be time to take me out back behind the shed and shoot me.

When you realize you grew up in best era to be kid and worst era to be adult

Khyle. I'd suck Frieren's toes dry

86F in FEBRUARY. I don't wanna live in Arizona anymore. Can I be deported to Russia or something?

You have to water your foid sometimes

What I wouldn't give for a plate of this and a happy ending right now...

Me at age 33.

I was supposed to post this a few weeks ago but forgot to.

Women 0.0000001 seconds after they arrive in India.

This is basically my teens and 20s in a nutshell.