mrs. key glock (@zef_alien) 's Twitter Profile
mrs. key glock

@zef_alien

all I know is wonky bass and do tattoo. instagram: april_alive

ID: 584839361

calendar_today19-05-2012 15:14:19

54,54K Tweet

770 Followers

921 Following

mrs. key glock (@zef_alien) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I say “never forget” I’m speaking on the jersey shore episode where snookie got hit by that jerkoff dude at the bar

mrs. key glock (@zef_alien) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The amount of times people have shown me their naked body without warning being a piercer is wild. I mean it’s not like I care that much, but most times it surprises me is when it’s not necessary for them to even flash themselves to explain what they have a question about 🥲

mrs. key glock (@zef_alien) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yall didn’t hear her when she said “Every time a guy writes a song, he’s a sailor, a cowboy; playing with the world in his hands like he made it himself” !!!!!!

mrs. key glock (@zef_alien) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thinking about that one time my ex’s friend texted me saying she had “bad news” and tried to make me think I got cheated on, but she was just “being funny” but I got mad and then my ex got mad at me cause I was upset.. I just need therapy again cause I got some shit to talk about