Because in 1999, people thought the world was going to end.

Bro to bro, if you campaigned and she said no, stop giving her the privileges of the electorate. 😅

I have officially decided to stop taking life so seriously. I will be doing all things from a place of whimsical childlike wonder. Thank you.

People call it luck when they don’t understand how long you’ve been losing quietly.

"Use her & she'll love you Love her & she'll use you"

I cannot stress enough how important it is to have conversations with people from different walks of life.

Interviewer; why did you leave your previous job? Me: to get this one

When the creamer from last week turns you into a screamer this week:

the law of attraction doesn’t give a fuck if it’s your reality or your fantasy… it just gives you more of whatever you keep thinking about.

i really don’t stay mad at people for long. i may never speak to you again but i’m not mad about nothing for real 😭😭😭

Nigga fuck u tryna get rid of all the bitches?

this how the gangster cats from tom & jerry looked like.

Stay close to people who have the same sense of humor as you.

One of the indicators of desperation, frustration, and a breakdown in a country’s service delivery and leadership is the number of people searching for miracles for problems caused by poverty, ignorance, and disease. They’ll either run to traditional or modern shrines. That’s why

Thank you Dr.

Give it to God

Because we are the indigenous population.

At least I'm broke on my own 😭 imagine being broke with a kid and a wife

One of the easiest and fast ways to level up your life is to STOP dating. ...we need to be honest, relationships waste money.