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why does netflix want me to watch shrek so bad

this is what it takes to move towards sustainable energy sources? aljazeera.com/news/2022/3/14…

sitting across from man in airport. trucker hat, blatantly no mask, reading Beyond Order by Jordan Peterson. using $20 bill as bookmark

“Don’t try this at home, kids” yeah mr. conductor, I’m gonna go home and fill a red bag with 4 billion presents and have a zeppelin full of professional elves to take it over to my giant red sleigh, knock the star off the giant tree and then parachute down and bungie it back

if he’s calling him “buddy” they are not friends

if elon buys twitter everyone tweet elon hate. then we can see if he bans us all into martyrdom

VINYL GIVEAWAY: DAMN. - Kendrick Lamar to enter: - follow me - retweet this tweet - reply with your favorite song on DAMN

ask me in 9 days

a water park except it’s only for cats and consists entirely of slowly dripping faucets

this is what i mean when i call u a dickhead

me before i went to grad school: lemme get a Ph.D. me at grad school: Ph.D. = Phat Doobie

this is the new twitter

We absolutely and wholeheartedly support and champion CWA's call for a ceasefire in Gaza. But it is couched in the misguided idea this all began Oct 7th, it began in 1949 and has continued since with US support.

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